Trying Again

I've been working on a post in my head for a while now. There's a lot going on, and in times like this, I usually resort to bullet point lists. But for ONE TIME ONLY (ha!), I'm going to resort to long, drawn-out narrative...

Ready?

I got a part-time job.

(Simple enough.)

I started crocheting.

(Umm, okay.)

The Lion is walking, about a month and a half before Slim did.

(Good news.)

I bought yarn in Akron.

(First in a while?)

And we got a bike trailer to take the kiddos behind us biking.

(Are you kidding me?? You don't bike!)

Yeah, so that's the good news.

(What narrative are we working from here? Random points drawn from your head on a rushed Saturday morning?)

Exactly.

Life: The Original Ninja Duck

(Sung to the theme of "Spiderman")

Ninja Duck,
Ninja Duck,
He's a little, tiny Ninja Duck.

WATCH OUT!
Here comes the Ninja Duck.

Maybe if I knew how the Ninja Duck had infiltrated my bathroom, the rest of my life would make sense.

Maybe.

But I doubt it.

This blog went a little dark right around the time my old computer died. A lot has happened since then. Sad things and happy things. I'll try to catch you up on all of it, and I'll try to move on.

RIP Mia, my sweetest, the best dog ever

If I gave you the Girl Scout promise that I would try to blog more frequently, I would probably be lying, and then I wouldn't be a very good Girl Scout, would I?

(Insert obligatory child photo here)